THE Clique 2.0

I spy with my little eye people here
Or so says the modgod panel

Oh god I know why my life has been so good lately
Stanford isn't accepting me

Welp at least when I get my rejection notice I will have four hundred dollars to blow through

I feel awesome so tomorrow when Katharine confronts me I may actually be witty but I will probably just be chatty to a fault but god I feel like talking to everything

AHHHHH the character banquet is in a week and a half sdnfsjghjkgdfgh @!!3nejw

This is going to be terrible
I don't feel like Grantaire anymore
Welp there goes my project

Wait nope
There it is again

Like if I sit a certain way it comes back

Ugh this is weird I don't like it one bit

I will be back to myself in the morning hopefully

If not what will I do with myself

Yes Dannie's back
Back in business

Wow that was really weird maybe it was because I was listening to a song from the POTC soundtrack and it made me feel bizarre but no let's never do that again
I love myself too much to deviate from the path that does not stray

so it appears that when this semester ends, this 22 week long semester, minus like three weeks for breaks, i will have had 26 tests

that's 26 tests in 19 weeks
that's just insane

oh and this week i've got two tests and two assignments to hand in

so why aren't i studying

I made Katharine cry today ha ha ha

We had to get in groups to share handouts to read off of in the last five minutes of class so everyone just got with the people they were sitting next to and Katharine came from ACROSS THE ROOM to my desk
And I was like Katharine what are you doing here
And she was like oh I wanted to be in your group
So I said oh but Katharine there are many other groups why don't you join one of them
And then she ran crying to the teacher to ask to go to the bathroom

It was funny
What is more humorous is that my jokes always make people cry

There needs to be a sarcasm class obviously because no one gets it

What if my teacher thinks that I am a monster now
Hm maybe that will teach her to believe me when I say that I allude to being a belligerent dick

Uh oh apparently there is going to be an earthquake this Saturday
No stop

shake it up bitches

wait where is this earthquake going to be

our biology assignment today is to write an essay about if there was another flu pandemic like there was in 1918 and you had 20 flu shots, after giving one to yourself, that would protect 20 people from the virus, who would you give them to and why
attribute this to natural selection/survival of the fittest

i can't think of anyone to give the flu shot to


dannie can i just give you the flu shot 20 times
your brain is fit to survive
and everyone else is a drama queen slut whore faggot bitch dickface

I don't know but I am scared what if it is like that earthquake in Chili last year which I was screaming about for the better part of an entire day

Silly Becca you don't need flu shots
You can just take blood from me and inject it into everyone and there all better