THE Clique 2.0

AM I UNCENSORED ENOUGH
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT

Why am I listening to Cobra Starship

Now I am listening to Boys Like Girls
Goddamn go away 2008 and never rear your ugly head again

The Office's plotline is terribly improbable
If there was an office full of such comic people they would not have a menial office job
They would be famous comedians

RAMIIIIIII

This isn't penis envy this is Islam envy

Speaking of Islam I also saw a guy in a turban in BJ's
I tried to be polite because I know that Muslims are not treated nicely in this country any everyone thinks that if someone wears a turban that they are a Muslim even though turbans are mainly specific to Sikhism unless you just like turbans as an accessory

SHUT UP MOTHER I AM NOT READY FOR BED

Maybe I am ahfsj hrfwhaeh

Yes I am very tired yes

I LOST MY TABS

MY PRECIOUS WEBGOTTY GOO NO NO NO

Um I had a dream in which I was doing my character banquet and I was Guy Fawkes but then I found out that I was actually writing about Che Guevara but my costume actually looked like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror but I was acting like Grantaire

Help me I can't even understand what I just typed

This has crossed my mind more times than I care to remember in the past few weeks but now it is dawning on my fully
If I dress up like Grantaire
And if I act like Grantaire
That
is
larp
ing
oh
my
god
no

Even my irrefutable perfect grade cannot sway me from believing that this is the most horrible act I will ever take part in in my entire career of living

Would rather jump to my death from atop the Empire State Building into a suspiciously and precariously placed pool of piranhas

Add insult to injury

Oh god oh god I am dreading this

I don't even have to deviate from my normal social pattern though WHY IS THIS SO HORRIBLE TO ME

Huh huh uhuhhhuhhhhhh what have I created

Um excuse me this is an insult to me

Whatever I will take this in stride at least the little people are being recognised

Apparently to be a political science major I have to be outspoken and empathetic
Um

What are four more facts about myself

I just downloaded the symphonic recording and sbdjgbdgj I thought it would be just teh symphony but no so I am disappointed but it is BREAUTIFUL