THE Clique 2.0

I would hire someone to beat the shit out of me if I had the money

Not too hard though
Just to the brink of death

Only a few years of a full body cast and several incidents of internal bleeding no big deal

A new Irish pub opened down the street
If I were of age I could get into the business of pub brawls

Why don't I just watch The War at Home instead of reading this
No mental torture is fun

Ew please no unfastening of trousers red alert red alert I'd turn back if I were you don't open dead inside

What if Stanford doesn't accept me

Who cares about political science I could just go to art school for photography and be a bigger waste of space

Apparently I'm really artsy because I took a picture of the underside of a basketball net the other day
Why is that artsy

One time my nanny's son showed me his stash of porn in the attic of his little shack in the backyard

Why did I just post that

Probably because someong on Tumblr posted about Magic the Gathering
Freaks

Ugh I will read this
To my chagrin

No

This is so disgusting and I am so dirty for reading it djsfsdg

Ew ew ewjbsdhfdbjgdhfbg help

Lol I've only read like three paragraphs I am so pathetically helpless

Nooo stop jtdbnfbgdfg this is gross

Well that paragraph was rather gross and grimy but it's a good things that I did not process any of it

She definitely linked me to this just to torture me

Well that was beautifully in character though and it makes me want to weep and I am in fact becoming a bit misty

How does she expect me to write for her when I cannot come close to rivalling this

Yes I am just going to watch TWAH now
Kenny ahhhh

Of course my mother is a fucking cunt and didn't wake me up like I asked her to for the second night in a ROW

Ai ai ai I hope this is concerning me ahaha Monday I will guilt trip Katharine and apparently make her cry in school