AHH I HAVE TO RENAME THIS!!!!!

Everyone just ruins fandom for me
The writers who won't write anything but porn
The requesters who won't request anything but porn
The other fans who won't show or discuss with me anything but porn
Which excuse me did I ever mention the time that Alessa made me read that Very Graphic Germany/Italy story she just fucking harped on it again and again and again and I finally did it breaking all of my morals because duh I must honour all of her requests
But why is this the first thing on everyone's mind

I need a fucking censor on all media I consume
Can I just live in China

http://hazellwood.tumblr.com/post/4646439003/all-day-every-day

Perfect example

Time for Supernatural
When I get back I will be complaining about all of the people on Tumblr who are posting posts akin to "why can't Dean and Cas just have hot human/angel sex why why why I'm horny I want to read porn why"

Lol I couldn't hear any of it because the children were yelling

Well what do you know posts about the aforementioned topic on my dash

i hate porn and sex
everyone should have their dicks chopped off and their vagina sewed shut because SEX IS BAD AND GROSS
porn is bad and gross too

but sex is gross
seriously what is so fun about getting naked and putting things in places
nothing


first of all ew naked people
like what if they have really hairy body parts and you feel it rubbing against you
if i wanted to be rubbed by a brillo pad i would get a brillo pad and do so

omg yay you finally changed the time so it's in our time

Becca I love you
I have found my kin

Oh I did
I definitely did not do that but okay

Just ew why are people so gross

I'm not digging my poop brown icon anymore
I never dug it anyway
Lol dig

To Deviantart!!!

How do you say Grantaire in Japanese
I bet you Pixiv has the fucking best of the best

But with Pixiv you get:
- Pretty art
- Attractive art
- Terrible art
- DICKS
- DICKS
- DICKS
- More pretty art
- Tentacle porn
- MORE DICKS

This is from 1854 and it is five dollars and I am buying it please kill me
Fuck can you imagine how much an arsenal from before 1832 would be

http://valjeans.tumblr.com/post/4661041502

Lol this isn't real

Is it

No it was not you cannot lie to me I would have picked up on that nugget of fanservice even though I couldn't even hear my television
Balthy I love you but I will not be lied to what is this who made this lol who cares that was my point from the beginning who cares

Oh I guess it is real
Lol fanservice

http://makinghugospin.livejournal.com/9761.html?thread=191521#t191521

> Excuse me AU AU AU AU AU AU AU 21st century AU AHHH
> E/R AU
> COME TO MEEEEE
> wait nevermind it's not filled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Historical-figure RPF is fine, but I'd rather not have fic about actors who've been in the show. So let's say anyone who's been dead at least fifty years is fair game."

Um excuse me but have you no respect for the dead

Just fill that one prompt oh my god please

Les Misérables has been around for hundreds of years so one would come to the conclusion that there would be a large internet following and its fandom would just be like any other book or show or fuck even a television show but NO