AHH I HAVE TO RENAME THIS!!!!!

This is why I can't have nice things

If I break it I'll probably just start cutting myself with the pieces lol

Haven't done that in a while
File under: things to do

I think the incident with my leg put me off of it for a while

Hey now that no one else comes on here I can just talk about these things whenever I want to

http://community.livejournal.com/makinghugospin/9761.html?thread=89889#t89889

I was just going to start this but then I saw that it has FIFTY parts
Holy SHIT I am a happy Dannie

Watch it be the worst thing I am yet to read

"Enjolras/Grantaire, BDSM: Grantaire tries to sober up for Enjolras' sake, falls off the wagon in spectacular fashion, and seeks punishment and absolution from Enjolras."

This is so dumb and the mere prompt makes me feel uncomfortable beyond all measure
Therefore:
File under: things to read

Edit:
File under: things to read TOMORROW
I am so tired

Welp

One would think that in two days someone else surely must have posted but no

Oh my god Laetitia is correcting my French AHHHHH EMBARRASSMENT

I swear I think about other things too

Replace that slash with a ----------------> in both the original and parody though

This isn't funny why is it hilarious

Man I just love it how everyone who said that they would never just abandon me just abandoned me

Welp
Time for E/R then I guess

Cool so my grandfather has ten broken ribs and a broken collarbone and a punctured lung
Lol

That awkward moment when your poor virginal eyes come across the word cock in the sexual sense

The awkward-er moment when the word rigid is paired with it

This has happened to me an uncountable number of times and yet every time I am just as shocked and disgusted as the first

"And the sex was attractive despite Combeferre's qualms"

How can you mean this sentence
Do you know the meaning of the word attractive
PEOPLE are attractive
Clothing is attractive
Art is attractive
Not this oh my god this is horrible

On top of all of this matter of profane activity this person is a terrible writer

I will just never understand why there has to be sex in everything in fandom for the majority of the fandom members to enjoy it
And I have posted about this queery he he he that was a word joke by the way anyway this query more times than I can count but I will continue to do so until I understand

Are you self-inserting
Are you that desperate for some action that you have to read fucking FANFICTION to get yourself off
Why am I like the only clean person in fandom
Even the other asexuals are like YEAH GIMME PORN ALL DAY LONG YEAH!!1!!!!! FUCKING SEXY YUM YUM YUM!!!1!1 and I am just like why