AHH I HAVE TO RENAME THIS!!!!!

"I love you so much; you’re the Cas to my Dean, the Nix to my Winters, the Sledge to my Snafu, the Lassiter to my Shawn. I really, really love you."

I just read this on a post on Tumblr and I am very confused
While I do not understand the dynamics of The Pacific and Psych I definitely understand how things work on Supernatural and Band of Brothers and I can surely attest to the fact that Dean and Cas do not work like Nixon and Winters work
Quite frankly: if one is to pick x to my y statements then pick one
Or: x to my y statements are dumb please take a moment to analyse your media more carefully

Nixon and Winters are like best fucking bros (refer to the completely and totally """non-homosexual""" in every manner ass tap that is reserved for only the best of bros
Um what is even the deal with Dean and Cas
Castiel is fighting a war in heaven and is completely disinterested in the humans including Dean
They had a bro deal going on for about ten seconds but then their bromance was Kripke'd

The prior quoted statements make no sense unless both parties are afflicted with dissociative identity disorder that coincide with one another

Holy shit I just hate fandoms because of just dumb shit like this

By the way did I mention the other day that I may be becoming tainted and I may be on the cusp of starting to ship Winters/Nixon
I need to place my head back onto my shoulders

Why does nothing make sense

Holy shit it's midnight

Maybe that is an explanation

Ahhh speak of the devil guess who is on AIM now

Do I stay up and whine at my computer like a dog that scratches the door to go outside or do I sleep

Yes okay whatever sleep is more pleasing than waiting

my nose is bleeding

hi

My scroll thing doesn't work wah wah wah

Displeasing life 2k11

I was just going to post that deadashistory is really attractive when he doesn't have a Jesus pubes beard but then I was like
No

Hey maybe today I'll finally watch the Doctor Who Christmas special

Hey maybe no

"It has barely any canon basic"

Are we just forgetting the entire Cold War now

i guess that means russia and the us never interacted once in worldly affairs
we have to edit our history text books now

especially if a hetalia fan demands it!!

but it's not like fire emblem fans are any better


DO YOU WANT STORY TIME

okay story time

okay there is this faggot
http://naesala.tumblr.com/

he never gets off of his rp tumblr
ever

so he talks to people through his rp tumblr
and starts arguments with people through his rp tumblr

well, faggot got banned from fire emblem tumblr because he is a psycho and a bitch and he was trying to RUIN MY LIFE
like he kept trying get information from other people on the tumblr i talked to about my life so he could try to find a way to destroy it or something
and he sends me rude anon messages all the time because he's jealous because everyone on the tumblr thinks i'm ADORABLE and think he's a douchefuck

well faggot has his illeriate friend, who left our tumblr and made their own fire emblem tumblr which is dumb
okay seriously
you really can't live without roleplaying a fire emblem character? YOU FAGGOT


okay so faggot thinks he's actually the character he roleplays
and he sends nasty anon messages to other people ABOUT HIMSELF to try to blame it on other people
this faggot is like 20 years old mind you

my adorable british love is a little 16 year old girl
and he was harassing her

long story short
i know some information about faggot that could ruin his online reputation


do i tell people
or do i let him continue his faggotry

or should i just call him a faggot and make him cry
and then get his friend who cannot speak fucking english to try to bitch at me again

basically

most of the fire emblem fandom is a bunch of psycho bitches that need to get punched in the face