AHH I HAVE TO RENAME THIS!!!!!

Oh did I mention

I don't think that this is even real life because oh my god

I am holding something that was once in the possession of the gods this package comes straight from Olympus itself how are my hands not burning off

I am not worthy
I am not worthy
Not worthy
N o t w o r t h y
Not
worty
Not
worth
y

I guess they had to scan her driver's license or something because there was a copy attached to the bottom of the box and oh my god I never realised how much of a true Aphrodite she really is
You're just not human if you look good in your license picture
That is an impossible task

Oh my god I think I'm going to just die

I keep saying oh I'm going to read the letter now but then I get too scared and I throw it back down

Picture time

A tin


Candy in the tin


Candy


A notebook and binder clips AHHHH I was going to buy some today but I was like nah but I do need some for my research paper ahhh


Keychains
A giraffe in shorts


Matryoshka doll and note


Smaller doll and note


Smaller yet doll and note


Smallest doll and note


Giraffe in a giraffe mug
Giraffeception


An elephant letterset


A card


A letter


Octopus


Squid


Another octopus


A rabbit and carrots


The octopus in a top hat that she was going to give me for Christmas 2009 but never did but now I have it


It says my name


And has skulls on the bottom


I don't know I can't even make words for this one

I'm not good enough to have it

Okay I'm going to read the letter and then type it up because I am a retard

Oh~ Hi Dannie!
I never know how to start when I write letters. I'm that fail. So I'm going to tell yo what I got for you. First, there's the octopus plush with the top hat. I forced my friend to do it =D also, you can know it's yours because it has your name on it. ;A;
That octopus is so damn cute ~<3
You said you like pretty stationery too, so there's some~I wanted to buy you the top hat but I haven't gone to downtown lately ;~; so I haven't had the chance to buy it. But next time I'm going to send it to you, promise!
I'm also a crazy person who loves mugs, and I love to give and receive mugs. So, I got one with a giraffe for you, and it also comes with a giraffe plush. I always remember about our first conversation, when you told me about the giraffes you liked to draw. And giraffes always make me think of you <3
There's also a Matryoshka doll. I think you wanted one... I'm so sad because when I first found it, there was a bigger one. But when I came back to the store to buy it that one was already sold. ;w; but I think this one is nice too, and it's blue, which is my favorite color.
I think I am going to try and find more Matryoshkas for you, so I can send one every time and at the end you'll have a big collection of Matryoshkas.
Ah! I am so fucking angry because my Germany-obsessed sister stole the Prussia an Germany keychains! I managed to rescue the Prussia one, but she lost Germany, so my Italy keychain is all forever alone.
She also stole the ocopus rubber band, which made me even more angry because that was my favorite thing, and I'm super sad because you said it was your favorite one and I want to crawl into a hole and die T_T
Anyway, I'm sending you my iron cross. The one I've been using the past two years because I'm a freak like that.
I think you should have it, because it's something mine, so... I don't know... I love it so much, and I love you too, so yeah ;w;
Oh~there are also a couple of random things, like keychains. One is a giraffe; a mask I bought when I went to Cajamarca, and more stuff. I'm sending chocolates too, I hope you are not allergic to them and die. That'll be terrible T///T
I know this is not too much but... you deleted your list and I'm so broke. Next time I'll get you more things. ;w;
You know I love you so so so so so much, and I miss you. No matter what happen or how much time passes, you will ALWAYS have your place in my heart, and nothing is going to change that. I hope someday we can go back to be the friends we used to, but I don't want you to stay up when I have to because that really worried me. I want the best for you and most of all, I want you to be truly happy.
Also, I am sending you the Christmas card, but it's not Christmas anymore, I feel so terrible you didn't receive it on time. The pic is cute anyway. Well...
I think that's all...
Remember I love you, deeply~

Lots of kisses ~
Alessa.

I'm just going to do my homework and go to sleep because this is too much for me to handle

omg awww that's actually really cute


aphrodite gets +1 in my book
that bitch


MY PACKAGE MUST BE BETTER

Becca that can't be done fmsdkjfhsdjkafh

I went to anime club by mistake today and they watched Fruits Basket and they were all like OMG KYO IS SO HOTTTTT KAWAII DESU
And I was just like
Unlol

The fat ringleader was like THIS IS THE FANGIRL CORNER!!!!!!!

No my dear lady-thing first of all I am not a fan and secondly I don't even want to possess a vagina if you do as well because that would mean that we are related in one aspect and I want nothing to do with you filthy beasts

I read thirty or forty pages of Inferno though yay

http://et-tu-dionysus.tumblr.com/post/4267603768/things-that-are-funny-1-cats-2-whose-line-is-it

1. How
2. Well yes it is marketed as a improv comedy show so duh
3. What

1. I hope you get raped

Okay great the Columbia summer program does not offer financial aid and the deadline is today great
Yeah a school stationed in New York City doesn't offer financial aid okay

But Stanford does offer full financial aid and seeing as our total income for last year was under 10000$ um I am destined to win their assistance

I'd rather go to Stanford anyway
My brother's uncle or something is a professor there apparently and duh why wouldn't I want to go to the same college as Sammy Winchester

They also have vegan options so fuck yeah who wins here

Why is Grantaire not in ANY of the French concept recording

And I will never understand the logic behind cutting Bahorel from all versions of the musical
I can't understand something that doesn't exist