THE Clique 2.0

This is what people mean when they say they are alone...... lol

In other news last night Nicole and I watched Bad Teacher and IT WAS AWESOME 'cause of that funny guy Jason whatever whatever lol. He was freaking awesome. Then we went out to eat and drove around and got home at like 3 AM. Also awesome.

And we slept for a million hours.

And I woke up and watched Toy Story 3 with her two year old brother.

And then went to Hayden's birthday party thing and ignored his other friends and ate good ass food lol.

Good day, good day.

Lol never come on here anymore.......

Pride was SO fucking good

Although twice I didn't load the film in my camera correctly so there were like fifty pictures that I took but didn't really take because the film wasn't taking

We were standing next to this really adorable couple and I was like buhyoo buhyoo but the guy next to me kept holding his goddamn sign and flower in my face and it obstructed my camera view
But later we saw them in the waiting area for the train and we like can we get yo picture

While Zena and her mother were on line for a bathroom Josh and I were leaning against the wall like hookers and this guy approached Josh and Josh said he was seventeen so the guy would continue to talk to him
Then he called me a cute lesbian in comparison to the other ew lesbians and I was like honour because he was very fierce
Then I asked for a picture of him and his boyfriend and he said to always remember that "this queen is vicious"
Goddamn I love gay men

Ho hum what else
I have to many condoms now
And they came in very cute wrappers
And lube
And A FEMALE CONDOM
No dental dams though
And cherry flavoured lube

On the train going there were these people who got on with us but they were in another car but they kept looking at us through the window and we were like play-flirting with them but they were doing it back but I don't think that the one burly girl was playing
And it was funny and her friend who Josh thought was a boy but was then disgusted by because she turned out to be a butch lesbian started rolling her eyes at us

And then holy shit in the parade WE SAW THEM MARCHING and our burly friend ran up to us and gave us high fives and we were screaming

And on the train ride back we started talking to other people who had been there and we blew up condoms to play volleyball with and they stuck to the ceiling
Then we put lube and lotion in the aisle of the train to make a slip and slide but no one slipped but us

Oh god it was the best

So many cute people too
Well not many cute lesbians because they were mostly butch lesbians
Ugh butch why would you do that
Oh and there was this happy little Buddah who was rubbing and poking his stomach and I took a photo but it was from when my film wasn't loaded correctly

Then we came home and I dropped my stuff off at home and ran because I invited myself to sleep over at Josh's house
And let me tell you oh my god best decision ever
Because they were like
What does your Peruvian friend look like!1!1!!!!! so I showed them that bizarre piece of paper that was attached to the box that she sent me that I haven't had the heart to throw out
And then they wanted to see her Facebook so they creeped on that for like ten minutes and then we were like
Ahoy video chat
So that happened
Best ever oh my god best best best

Josh and Alessa were talking in Spanish whilst Zena and I did 70s dance moves in the background

And then Zena was being really very really very inappropriate and bdsjbfusebfjdfg why do I have friends like these

Zena wants me to talk about things with Alessa that I really do not want to talk about though and I don't want to talk about it but Zena at least cares about my well-being so I guess I will talk about it but I really do not want to

Maybe tomorrow because I am incoherent today

Also because yeehaw she is not on AIM
I have escaped torture for today

This is now an appropriate time to sleep more

Goddamn why are Josh and Zena conspiring against me
Apparently Josh was talking in Spanish about the same thing that Zena wants me to talk to her about and um no can we just not do this ever
Nope tjhajtnfjsdbgjdgbj no thank you goodbye

I'll just tell Zena that I talked about this
Although I don't like to lie
But I hate this even more than I hate lying

I think I slept for more than twenty of the past twenty-four hours wow

I
am going
to kill
myself
Oh my god

Welp
Rewind

What are my options
>Suicide
>Suicide
>Suicide
>Carry on
>Suicide

Hm I think suicide is a good one