THE Clique 2.0

Oh big barricade look Enjolras get yo freak on go yo freak on

I thought that Javert says nip it in the butt and I am just like why are you nipping butts isn't that a big homosexual

Ugh that fucking tricolour sash ENJOLRAS THE THINGS YOU DO TO ME
Give me that sash man
You make me want to steal

I smell like a vineyard so I am now drinking tea to mask it because my mother is coming home now ugh

I am making grabby hands at that beautiful sash what an exquisite article of clothing congratulations on your fashion sense sir

And Joly
Dat ass
cot
That ascot

All of them
Them ascots

NOW WE PLEDGE OURSELVES OT HOLD THIS BARRICADE

I pledge allegiance to the faggotry of this Les Mis barricade
And to the republic
For which it stands
One nation
Under Elton John
With nice waistcoats and cravats for all

I do not actually know the Pledge of Allegiance's real words
I just know the basic syllabic structure

Yeah Grantaire I bet there's someone to whom you'd like to give a screwing they'll never forget you fucking faggot

I need to go spray Febreze around but this time maybe I will get the correct bottle and not the one that says BLEACH

If you look closely at 1:32:44 or right after there is a moment where Grantaire looks right at Enjolras and it is cute I love my ship

Gavroche why are you are so cute

1:33:50 fnjdsbfhdsgb hbnfjsdbfhsdkbfdsjcndsmvfnsdjeu ravage me

Enjolras why are your clothes all askew why don't you know how to dress yourself I would think that someone so intellectually sound would know how to button a goddamn shirt YOU LOOK LIKE A MENTAL ILLNESS

They are looking at each other again and being too gay for me to handle

S c a n d to the a to the l o u s
Can't handle it can't handle it damn those girls they're scandalous

"A volunteer like you"
This is by far the most boring line ever in a show ever ever ever EVER
Why was it given to Grantaire
Were they just throwing lines like darts when they were writing it
Oh I will close my eyes and whoever I hit gets it!1!

Stop being so attractive

NO GOOD
YOU'RE UP TO NO GOOD
BUT DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD AND I'M DRUNK

AND NOW YOU'VE GOT ME KIND OF THINKING THAT MAYBE I WOo0o0o0oULD

Girl where'd you get your outfit Pick-n-Pay your momma picked but she sure didn't pay

Directed at The One In The Liberace Vest

Sob my jam

Enjolras stop staring so intently at him you are supposed to be like fifty paces away WHO PUT ON THIS PRODUCTION YOUR HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA IS SHOWING