THE Clique 2.0

my sister fits into clothes she bought like five years ago
while i have a hard time fitting into things i bought just last year

yay

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jared what are you doing

Why is he so cute

EW I AM VOMITING OR AT LEAST I FEEL LIKE I AM

Why do I consort with such retards

I am so lonely oh my god

Where is anything

I was just going to go follow Miami again but it was all Homostuck and J/K/letter-pop and really gay so I went to my dash

http://lickypickysticky.tumblr.com/post/6259658280/youre-in-a-pitch-dark-room-on-a-table-before-you

Um this solution makes no sense
No
You dive them into two groups of six because there are going to be six heads in each regardless of which side is facing up

Divide
No dive
DO I EVEN THINK

I want to go home, maybe I'll just stand up and walk out of the office

Gen is cute too

how can she carry him

she's tiny and he's a giant moose

I don't even know how to English
Why do you morons come here anymore

Then go home

I am so embarrassed oh my god nfdjb dfgdfgjdfbd oh my god oh my god MOTHER

My mother just used the phrase "hook up with" with the words "this girl" after it and she directed the sentence in a negative imperative in my general direction and I was very confused for all of one second when I then realised that my mother does not choose her words very carefully

At first I was like
I NEVER HOW DARE YOU IN WHAT UNIVERSE etc etc etc insert phrase of disbelief and shock here

But then I was like
HA MOTHER I GET YOU LET'S MOVE ON WITH THIS CONVERSATION WHY WON'T YOU LET ME!!!!

The mere thought though
Oh my god I am vomiting fear

The physical manifestation of fear is reversing its course through my digestive system

I'm twitching all over

I bet if I made my life into a book like Running With Scissors of Le Petit Nicolas or any other of those books in which each chapter is just one slice of the day to day life of the narrator that it would sell well
This one event has that tragic yet filling Augusten Borrughs sense to it
Like why is this happening but I want to know more

Anyway what if she meant it in the modern way like you know YOU KNOW
Je vous salue Marie pleine de grâce le Seigneur est avec vous

What
if

I
am
ruined

I am five years old how could you even imply this

I hate my life so much oh my god fndjbfhsdg kill me kill me kill me with a rusty power tool