THE Clique 2.0

Go choke on a matzoh ball

Unfortunately I have to go out now and have a life but I will deal with you later

did someone say jew

and how is dannie practically orgasming
she'd be posting sexual grunt noises

'ahhh oooh to the left OH YES'

none of that here
nope
not at all

i'm so neglectful of this place

that's okay because now alessa's here and she can be the fill in becca while i tumblr

why do people have to come up with these weird ass smilies
aren't and enough

what the hell is =3=
and what in the name of aaron tveit is this: >*3*>

No Becca no one can replace you
Alessa doesn't like musical films and you do
YOU NEED TO FILL THAT VOID

Josh told me that when I go to Peru with him that I have to stay with him at all times because they will take me into an alley and mug me and rape me oighdfjgd no why
Do I give off that tourist vibe

I look like a tourist in my own country

Damn I am stupid goddamn goddamn GOD DAMN MYSELF

I couldn't care less about this though

aw dannie that's the sweetest thing you've ever said


but wait....
she
doesn't like
musical
films


CONVERT HER

wait why are you stupid

you can't be stupid you're the smartest person here
if you're stupid then i am nonfunctionally stupid

No
I told her to watch Rent but she is like "no what the fuck are these crazy New Yorkers doing ahhh!!!!!!!!!"

No I don't know I am being stupid about being stupid goddamn
I have been saying goddamn an awful lot lately

i would be too stupid to function

maybe i am too stupid to function

you can't just throw rent at her, that's like trying to make a one year old go from baby food to 24 oz medium rare steaks

slowly ween her into it
try west side story or cabaret

But we already watched Les Mis
That should be enough
I have Moulin Rouge and Les chansons d'amour on the list but still she is like no

what omg
where is she

i'm going to unleash jenni on her

"okay ill do the basics but i wont be able to add subjunctive so if you could do that itd be good ill have it in like 15 minutes"

Why can't you do the subjunctive oh my god you IDIOT

If you sick Jenni on her I will just throw pennies in the opposite direction of the internet

Should I summon her here so you can lecture her on the goodness of musicals

yes


intervention: musical threatre edition

True Life: I Hate Musicals