THE Clique 2.0

Okay so I have like thirty apt words but I don't know how to use them
Apparently I have to make them rhyme

This is surprisingly going well

Okay wow it's done

Welp I am done with finding poems for this project
Now I just have to do the write ups but I will do that later and I will sleep now

http://www.spoilertv.com/2011/05/tv-romance-competition-final-dean.html

S O S
S O S
M'aidez
I am drowning in homosexuality

HA HAh aHA HA yeah let's vote for the pairing that isn't even relevant to the poll title yeah!!!

Goddamn shippers
I cannot stand them
And please I am looking at you Thor fandom excuse me Thor and Loki are brothers
Would you like to get it on with your brother/sister
Well if you ship incest then I think you should go do that because obviously it is so acceptable to you

Supernatural sucks too but I think that goes without saying because I already stated that without really saying it

This girl on Tumblr keeps getting texted by the guy who plays Da Ponte oh my god JEALOUSY

O BEWARE MY LORD
OF JEALOUSY

It is the green eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on

Ugh Othello forever relevant to my life

Welp apparently Alessa attempted to kill herself the other day

Just going to sit here and twiddle my thumbs

What would I do if that went through

I don't know I would probably lie in the middle of a highway and wait for something to happen or casually walk out of a window or just forget to breathe for ten minutes

Accidentally fall through a noose
Clumsily drop my toaster in the bathtub while bathing

No big deal no big deal just contemplating my doom

My mother is telling my father HEAR HOW ANGRY SHE IS LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!1!1!1! because obviously I am pissed at my father for breathing and completely not the fact that my most favourite thing in the universe tried to off themselves um okay yes

Do you see the Dannies post posting the posts of angry Dannies

If I haven't killed myself by now then why should anyone else

I've figured out by now that I can't kill myself
One time I tried to hang myself from my doorknob like on that one episode of Criminal Minds and it did not work
Then there was that one time that I took three times the amount of pain killers that I should have taken on top of my allergy medication and I felt like I was dying but I wasn't
And then the time I stabbed my leg wow I am surprised that I did not die of blood loss

I should do that again
It was exhilarating to drag myself across the house on my hands and knees

Well yes I just had some of my wine perhaps that will sedate me

Oh my god am I CRYING