AHH I HAVE TO RENAME THIS!!!!!

im calling on any sense of competition that you guys might have

Sorry but I have chosen to forever boycott MTV for lying to me

Also lol Jenni this is why your reputation is negative four
You're not beating a dead horse
You are mashing it to bits and putting its cells into a grinder one by one

And mine is thirty AIYOO

This was it by the way if anyone cares

http://pics.livejournal.com/pagaille/pic/0000f72w/s640x480

It looks better in person though because I had to take a picture of the picture
Oh but I'm at my grandparents' house now so I can scan it

And also we don't even have proper print paper
Just giant sheets that he cuts for us
Ghetto school 2kinfinity

We will just always be a ghetto school
Always
Gh3++0 sk00l

DANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hi

Becca are you voting my posts up

Because you missed the important ones HELLO

You are obviously just all jealous that I have social contract albeit limited with the gods

And I hope that you all do know
That my calling of Alessa Aphrodite is just an alliteration pun and also a joke on my own most terrible Grantairity
Also that I do not believe that she is the current reincarnation of a Greek goddess
I am just a masochist who loves sarcastic exaggeration
Calm yo fine asses

I mean I see how you can mistake my words for those of the utmost sincerity with any other person but this is Dannie that you are talking about

Honestly what do you think me

i think you're so funny and clever and intelligent and i love your sass and your sarcasm and i just want to hug you and buy you candy

dannie you are my goddess
but you are like the fuhrer of all gods ever mentioned in all mythological tales
like zeus only better

I can't even be described

Today we took our Lord of the Flies test and before we were just discussing the book
And Lindsay was like "I read online that there was really just this big love triangle between Ralph and Piggy and Jack" or something like that
Do you want me to just get pictures of my reaction faces because I can't use words

In order:

Did I just hear what I think I heard

I just heard what I think I heard

They are CHILDREN

Oh my god oh god someone else has the same depraved thoughts as I

Lindsay I think I love you

Homoerotic subtext in everything

Shh Dannie this is not the internet

Now just where did you read this online Lindsay
What reputable website
Livejournal hm
FF.net perhaps

You know that statement is just a cry out for other depraved fanfiction readers and ew I answered the call
Like I probably released fandumb pheromones or something

But ever the fucking class A bro
My English teacher was like:
"That is a plausible theory"
Thirsk I learn everything important from you please adopt me

Dannie would never ship that because they are children and Dannie is not a paedophile but it is still acknowledged as a and I quote plausible theory

"Plausible theory" is to English as a living dinosaur as evidence is to science
Both give one hundred percent validity to your statement

But at the same time science is backed by decades of difficult research while in an English class
Ay macarena!!! whatever you think goes