THE Clique 2.0

I'm on your internet twenny-fo' seven twenny-fo' seven
I'm at the disco twenny-fo' seven twenny-fo' seven

HOW FUCKING ACCURATE

Let me see you get in the top twenty
I don't even know how you got in
F-y-i for your info
You make me l-m-a-o

Ahhhh this song is my life I miss my post count

Who's gonna buy my drinks
Who's gonna buy my drinks
Uh no seriously who's going to buy them I am underage how does this work!!!!

What if I am Danny Noreiga
And I just don't know it

Oh this is hilarious
This girl describes herself as a truuu3 hxc fan who reads and writes nothing but the best
Bah in what universe
You confuse patience with patients and your with you're
You are atrocious
No not even because I have ruined the word for myself
You are a no-good dirty rotten writer

Aw my reputation went up
They like me oh god they really like me

Average E/R fic:

Grantaire says something aruptly

Enrolras tells Grantaire that he is drunk and to go away

Grantaire stays anyway

Babbling about revolutions and believing in causes

Fic ends on a sentence in which Grantaire says that he believes in Enjolras

They are like Bidoof and Squirtle

Enjolras help I'm on fire

Go away you're drunk

I'm dying Enjolras

You, sir, are an ingrate!

This
is
so
DUMB

I could out-write these people
But that would take minimal effort
Effort nonetheless
I could be a bnf
But effort
No thanks

"'Make myself useful' he says," the taller man grumbled as he stumbled from his place. "Look where, O great Apollo? Under the bed for big bad monsters?"

I have taken it as a habit to start slapping my cheeks as a form of applause whenever I see something that I like and my face will soon be swollen because big bad monsters how sharp of you my good man

This is like a Scooby-Doo monster hunt

Natty Natty Guard where are you we've got some French boys to kill now

For being the daughter of an English teacher and one who likes to write poetry Katharine's vocabulary is minuscule and obsolete when drawn to comparison with mine
Really do you have to say right incessantly
Thesaurus.com exists for a reason
You don't even have to go there to throw in a correct once in a short while

Katharine doesn't even have a biting voice so I kind of wish I were giving the speech
Her inane "of course"s will sound normal as opposed to mine by which one's throat would be slit from sheer sharpness

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Political rps is funny

Why don't you just ship Putin/Universe and all it contains

All become one with mother Putin

Just look at that

I wish I could be that dog
Mostly because that is a fine pup but also because I want a cuddle with Putin too

Will you stuff my fernando? + Jeremy Rodrigues << Smash or Pass?

What does smash or pass mean
Becca I thought that this was you who was putting all these will you x my y in my Fagspring but no

Oh um
Is the smashing literal
Can't I just think that someone is attractive without wishing to participate in coitus with that person
What is wrong with the world I am five years old how is babby formed

Putin I love you

Even though that is a manip

I wonder if this was awkward since they are best bros for life in real life