THE Clique 2.0

HEINZ
His name is Heinz

Aw he's like
"It is pig!!!"
And he's making a piggy sound

HEINZ I THINK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MATT SMITH

Aw they are playing footsie

Oh dear god I just looked that up because I was calling it footy but I was like
No that is football
And apparently footsie is a form of ~flirting~
What the fuck really
I thought that it was just childish entertainment

Oh fucking big testosterone confrontation right here

Nazi Germany is really awe inspiring but it's making me antsy in this right now

Um they are burning Wilde HOW DARE THEY

Is
your room
sa - tis - fac - tor - y?

Mummy he's not retarded

Where you sleep

fndsbgdfjbghdfg

No Heinz you do not sleep good
You sleep WELL

His brother is really creepy
He looks like Chekov but not adorable
Stop eyeing Heinz you vulture

Damn this family is going to have to go on Jerry Springer

WHAT THE FUCK FLDJSFKLDG DFLGOOL L O L
He's like winking
But I don't know if he means to
And Heinz is winking back
But maybe he doesn't understand diese sonderbar britisch customs~*~*
It is cute Heinz you are cute woobie woobie woo buhyoo

I have to be faithful and diligent in my learning of German oops

Is he just going to leave poor little Heinz there
No Matt Smith you can't go that that is not nice

Yes I think this kid just has Tourette's

Poor little Heinz was arrested by the Gestapo no
FOR WHAT
For being simply angelic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL:_Laughing_Out_Loud

Little Heinz is going to be in this atrocious film
Ew Disney stars
Ew American remakes of foreign films
Ew acronyms
Ew

ok so i just got the last of my valuables that were taken away when i got punished and guess what it doesnt work!!!!
like of all the things my ipod is not working and i must scream

Why did you allow them to be taken away

Jean is back Jean is back fucking GODDESS
Imogen Poots has a funny name but hot damn

i dont like to fight with my parents because they remind me how useless ive become

You should just tell them
Oh I dropped my ipod down a drain sorry

Heinz has a moustache on his face he has facial pubes ew you are so not beautiful to me Heinz
And they have made them both look older
I never want anyone to age EVER

no but she gave it back and i tried to turn it on and then it just died and even when i plug it into the wall or into the computer it just shows the start up page but doesnt ever actually turn on

Matt Smith is going to look like a deformed foot when he is elderly